Scene: the Rebel approaching Erdom.
Sparrow: Warm up the Planet Blaster Cannon, Rebel.
Rebel: It's always warm.
Sparrow: Aim at the desert water planet.
Gus: No! There are innocent creatures walking at the bottom of that world, and riding/falling in bus/sleds! You can't kill them! I won't permit it! Gus takes out a silver sword; it's blade emitting a light like a blow torch's light, making it difficult to look at directly.
Sparrow: Rebel, fire.
Gus: NooooOOOOooo! Takes a swipe at Sparrow
Sparrow: Just kidding. Hey, watchit, Gus! I was only kidding!
Gus: Like last time with the scary black face? And the time before when you were pretending that you were evil?
Sparrow: No. This time for reals. Dan shoots Gus with boga-tast
Rebel: Activating special Windshield-Wiper-Sheilds
Sparrow: Why's that?
Rebel: Because we're headed on a crash course to Erdom!!!!
Sparrow: Quick, blast it!
Rebel: Blam, done. Erdom is now a water-asteroid belt.
Sparrow: Hey, I'll bet crashing on Erdom wouldn't be that bad. kinda like sinking, right.
Rebel: depends on your perspective.
Sparrow: Rebel, sometimes you sound JUST like Space Seeker III.
Rebel: That's because I *AM* Steve. Engaging Galaxy-Blaster Engines....